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Mumbling McRae The mumbling of Commissioner Cameron McRae as he leaned back in his chair, his chubby jaws flapping at the Payrump Com- missioner meeting -- J.R. promised to do- nate 40 thousand to the fire dept. building to be erected in Crystal and he reneged. You're stargazing big man, or maybe you know something I don't? People that know me know my word is a rock and I am an easy touch but, for the record, I have never NEVER  committed 40 grand for the building in question. I DID donate towards the building, along with a fire engine truck to be based in that building. If you're going to play ball Cam, you're blocked from your end runs  do your homework big man so you won't be left with embarrassment. My advice, don't drink the water-- you're already branded and that's like being tattooed -- it never goes away. What if we ch,J00ed. . . A couple weeks ago I discussed the subject of cloning. As you're aware, us great humans have cloned a sheep named Dottie. Obviously, the next step in the chain is to clone a human being. And what else? This leads to a lot of speculation here in the Kingdom. Consider the following questions: • If we cloned Dick Carver, would the U.S. Forest Service have to double its manpower? • If we cloned Miltenberger, would he reach six-feet? • If we cloned Ron the Baptist and he took a fall, would his clone be well? (Fall-well?) • If we cloned Tonopah, would their population match Payrumps? (Nope.) • If we cloned Tonopah ten times, would the nonsense politics match Payrump's? (Nope.) • If we cloned the two million people projected to be in Las Vegas in the year 2005, would haft of them come to Payrump? • If we cloned Jim Butler Days, would both appear on Memorial Day weekend? • If we cloned all the money in Nye County, would Nye Regional Medical Center hand out free aspirin? • If we cloned the Nye County Commission, would film-makers have to make a sequel to the movie "Dumber than Dumb?" • If we cloned the courthouse in Tonopah, would Payrumpians have to make the trip twice for jury duty? • If we cloned Goldfield, would nothing happen? • If we cloned Cameron McRae, would he have to go back to wearing his old suits? llhen you hear a man speak o/'his love Jbr his country,, it is a sign that he e.Twcts to he paidJ'or it. you know • Target by Joe Richards from th e Kingdom of Nye Whether you hate him or love him, he won't let you ignore him! diet for a couple Your headaches may just disappear! Coffee ,o Chocolate 0